Steal From The Rich

Now you did it Neal, said something about censors. I was singing some nursery rhymes for you all to hear now I have to do censored nursery rhymes

Abraham Lincoln was a good old man.
He hopped out the window with his Dick in hand.
He said, "Excuse me ladies, just doing my duty
so why not pull down your pants and give me some booty."

Mary Mary quite contrary shaved her good time cause it was so damn hairy.

Roll, roll, roll your joint
twist it at the end,
take a puff,
that's enough
and pass it to a friend.

Jack and Jill went up the hill
to smoke some marijuana,
Jack got high,
unzipped his fly,
and Jill said "I don't wanna"

Jack and Jill went up the hill
to have a little fun.
Stupid Jill
forgot her pill
and now they have a son.

I'm a little penis,
Long and hard,
If you want to see it,
Come in my yard,
When I get all horny,
Then I spurt,
Push me in,
And pull me out!

Jack be nimble
Jack be quick
Jack burnt off his little Dick!

Old Mother Hubbard went to the cubbard
to fetch her poor dog a bone.
But when she bent over,
Rover took over
And the Gretel got a bone of her own!

Okay that was a little gross and they are not even that censored.

You can also blame this on Murrcher Idol, the last theme made me think of this song.

Peter peter pumpkin eater
had a wife loved to beat her
smacked her twice across the head
I LOVE NEAL her BOOTY and went to bed

Mary had a little lamb
she kept it in her back yard
when she took her panties off
his wooly dick got hard

Hickory Dickory Dock
The Gretel was suckin my fun stick
The clock struck two
I dropped my goo
And dropped the Gretel off at the next block!

GRETEL PLEASE PASS OVER ALL OF THESE YOUR NAME MAY COME UP AND YOU ARE TO YOUNG FOR THESE.

Little boy blue,
he needed the money.

That one was stupid

There was one more but it was to bad to post, back to my one letter post

Nope found more

My mama and your mama was talkin' a little BACK AT IT AGAIN
My mama called your mama a bulldaggin' BOOTY Gretel
I know your sister, and the Gretel ain't BACK AT IT AGAIN
She slayed me and all the boys, and even sucked our dick

Jack and Jill, went up the hill to have a little fun
Jack got mad, kicked Jill, in the BOOTY 'cause she couldn't make him coconut milk

Mama bear and papa bear went for a walk through the forest
Mama bear asked papa bear, could he eat her porridge

Papa bear said, "BACK AT IT AGAIN Gretel, you must think I'm sick
Just get down here on your knees and suck this bad BOOTY dick"

Abraham Lincoln was a good old man
He hopped out the window with his dick in his hand
Said, "Excuse me lady, I'm doin' my duty
So pull down your pants and give me some booty"

Most creative use of my censors yet

Little Red Riding Hood, was on her way
To grandmother's house
But before she got there she met this man
That turned her hot BOOTY out

LMAO some of them are funny as hell